Oh Baby

It's not jealousy baby,
When I choke at sound of your name in her mouth...
Spit must have gone down the wrong hole.
It's not regret baby,
When you tell me I was a great fuck and I look away...
I'm trying not laugh at how aweful you were in bed.
It's not hate baby,
When I see you driving down the street and I side swipe you with my car...
I was dodging pot holes.
It's not heartbreak baby,
When I cry over your pictures...
I must have had something in my eye.
I'm not your girlfriend baby,
No matter how much you wish she was me...
I'll never be that stupid twice.